Achievement Unlocked:
Don’t Spend It All In One Place Big Man
Come on man, couldn’t even manage a whole fiver? Those adult performers work hard and you’re out here waving barely enough cash to buy less than one gram of weed? Shameful.
[ID: Tweet by Joe Biggs (@Rambobiggs): Ok. Just bought a gay flag to burn. Let’s test the selective free speech shit the left keeps pushing.
Reply by Matt Ripley (@mripley): Literally lighting your money on fire to own the libs.
Biggs replies: Yeah. All 4 dollars. Like I’ve never been to Strip club or bought drugs before.
Reply by cell phone/self-own (@g3thaunted): Big spender here rolling up to the strip club with four dollars. end ID.]




































